Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How old are you? 7

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...