- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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