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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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