What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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