- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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