Pickle

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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