- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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