Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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