You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why? Because.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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HOLY COW!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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