- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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