- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Women deserve equal rights.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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