Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Pickles

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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