- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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