- Anti Joke

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

17 Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.