What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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