Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A fat guy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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