Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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One time i was sitting down

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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