- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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