- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Stop. Seriously stop.

I love you

Bob Saget that is all

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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