What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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