- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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