Donald Trump.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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