- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

The EPA.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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