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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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