Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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