What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Knock Knock Who's There Me

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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