- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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