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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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