- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do u call a cripple Biv

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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