When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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The cream, it is coming

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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