- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Chris Bosh's neck

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

my wife out of the kitchen

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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