A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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National security?

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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