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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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