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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats green and slimy? green slim

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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