- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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