Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Dont read this joke

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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hello

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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