- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

There once was this guy and he fell down

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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