- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

I had friends on the Death Star.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

pull my finger (farts)

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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