When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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rocky is here again.......................

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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