- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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