What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

How about that airline food?

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Jersey Shore.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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