Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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