How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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This is an anti- joke

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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