- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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