- Anti Joke

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.