Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

thumb_up thumb_down -26

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

thumb_up thumb_down -26

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock Knock Who's There Me

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops