- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

homosexual rights to marriage

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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