Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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