That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A Chinese man fails a math test

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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