What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

the NAACP

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

John Cena

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

I named my son ps2 controller

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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