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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.