- Anti Joke

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Obama = ebola

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.