- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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