- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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