what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Oh, right

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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