- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What? Yes.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

why are black people so fast? because there black

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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