- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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