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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

whats up and also down? your mum

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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