What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Sixty... eight

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Lil Wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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