Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Boner

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