- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

fish fishy caoimhin

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Boner

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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