what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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whats black? the colour

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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