Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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