- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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