What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

The holocaust

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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