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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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