Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Boob

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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