What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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