roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Amanda Knox walks home free.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

cats are pussies

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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