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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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