- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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