- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

I wrote a funny joke.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Lil Wayne

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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