- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

a man makes a bad joke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Do you know the muffin man? No

Manchester City

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

I'm homeless.

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