- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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