- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

american idol

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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