- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Connor is homosexuaI

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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