- Anti Joke

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How old are you? 7

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes