What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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breasts

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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