What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Women's rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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