- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

a person who will soon die of beeties

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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