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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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