- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Everybody will die

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

get in the car.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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