Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

I got shot, you laughed

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

My nipple is bleeding

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Womens Sports

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

my names jim haha

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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