Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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