- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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