why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Netball.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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