- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

I like your hair

What's big? Jupiter.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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