how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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My life

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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