Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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noodles

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apple pie.

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Rick Perry.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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your fat

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hi bye

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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