What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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