Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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I like your hair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Military intelligence.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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