a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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A black person in the NHL

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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