A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Itookasipasoda

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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The joke below me is retarded

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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