What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Women's rights.

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666

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Carlton

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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