Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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